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Don’t know what’s funnier. Voldemort with a nose, Dumbledore reading his lines, or Bellatrix with a coffee, making fun of Voldy

or the fact that Voldemort is just calmly having a conversation with a muggle

I’m in love with this gif

i’m in love with the reactions. 

There are no words to describe how much I love this gif and the reactions.

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loonylunalovegood97:

Don’t know what’s funnier. Voldemort with a nose, Dumbledore reading his lines, or Bellatrix with a coffee, making fun of Voldy

or the fact that Voldemort is just calmly having a conversation with a muggle

I’m in love with this gif

i’m in love with the reactions. 

There are no words to describe how much I love this gif and the reactions.

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